Don’t forget to check out parts 1 and 2 of this series!

Today we have F, G, and H.

Star Wars ABC: F is for The Force; G is for Greedo Star Wars ABC: H is for Han Solo

Who knew The Force was some kind of weird spinning tub drain? Anyway, please note the following:

  • Greedo: Scared of a little energy field, pointing his gun at the floor.
  • Han: Clever, brave, loyal, daring, pointing his gun straight ahead.

Which one shot first, now? Yeah, that’s right. Suck it, Lucas.

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